ABC's of persian parenting

A is for Amat
B is for Behsheen Sareh jat
C is for Cojayee een vakhteh shab
D is for Das nazan
E is for Etaram bedeh
F is for FAMEEDEE
G is for Gand zadee go khordee gereftar shodeem
H is for Hamasha nakhore hayvoon
I is for aye
J is for Jam kone
K is for khodah kotackah khordee
L is for Lokht nara beeroon
M is for Mashalah digi baseh
N is for nacone nacone nacone!!!!
O is for okayee??
P is for Pashow goftam
Q is for cutie keh hastee
R is for Rastehsha beman begoo
S is for shelakhteh
T is for toolesag
u is for ooon ja digi naree
v is for vavayla Aslan harfehsha nagoo
w is for woo enshalah ba shoharet
x is for the sound they make when they are mad (xeeeesss)
Y is for yadbegear! yadgereftee? yadetbasheh!
z is for zaremar pedarsag behtamarg tah nakoshtamet